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The Case of the Dubious Dick Head

Recently, I was alerted to a certain degree of chatter considering a photograph circulating the web that purportedly shows Vice President Dick Cheney and what would appear to be a rather, ahem, liberal endowment. For your consideration:


Unfortunately, this small image is all I have - although it clearly suggests that Mr. Cheney is the Bushie that speaks softly yet carries a very big stick. But - of the back and forth I've read so far - none seems to mention the fact that Cheney's head appears, at least to me, as though it might have been grafted from a separate image. There's a certain "Weekly World News" quality to the the image that really stands out to someone who manipulates images all the time.

Perhaps a blow-up might be more revealing:





If that really is Dick, the Sword of Damocles hanging over the world is bigger than we all thought. Though now at least it makes sense how a conservative Christian hawk could produce such a mannish daughter and why Lynne looks so...relaxed.

Well, I guess the only way to really know is a side by side comparison with the one man we know to have some expertise in this area - Smilin' Bob, the silent spokesman for Enzyte, the once-a-day tablet for Natural Male Enhancement:


Bob <-----------------------> Dick

Hmmm...maybe he is livin' large!

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