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A draggin' dragon in drag

Just when you'd think I've had enough of Gael Garcia Bernal in drag, voila:


Picture ©2004 Sony Pictures Classics

Huh...it kinda makes him look a bit like...Patrick Swayze in drag.

I'm having great fun making drag queen names out of brands and products. It's easy to do. Especially with pharmaceuticals.

The Lady Miss Cialis Levitra Watson
Freulein Ilsa Fahrvergnugen
Viagra Falz
Lumina Bravada
Concertina Estrogeña (must be pronouced with a thick Castilian accent)
The Princess Odwalla
Acapella Versace
Dasani Bidet (courtesy of Mark!)
Add your own as comments and I'll post the best! Woohoo!


  1. Anonymous | 1:07 PM |  

    Conthertina Estrogenya.. i love it!

    now i need a bit of clarification on Acapella Versace, do you say "verse-ace" or "versache"? someone from them red states would definitely say it "verse-ace"...

    -r^2

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