The Gaels of November
So, in the Associative Thinker package deal is an unfortunate side effect - everyone looks like someone else. I'm always thinking somebody I know look like a celebrity, or what not. It's just part of this constant pattern matching that goes on in my head, for better or for worse. But still, there are occasion when I'm able to back up my associations with hard evidence, such as the case of Mexican heartthrob Gael Garcia Bernal and suburban hearthrob (and long-time friend) Micah Wyenn.
Shocking, isn't it? And this one I can prove.
I used to think that Micah looked a bit like Edward Furlong, the original John Connor from Terminator 2. Furlong did this godawful pop CD in Japan which I have a copy of, and some of the pictures in the booklet looks just like Micah dressed in early 90's Hammertime colors.
But the years have taken their toll - not on Micah - he still looks great. But Furlong?
AAAACK! Eddie! Come with me if you want to live! So he's either a junkie...or, if the photograph below is to be believed, he's turning into Sharon Stone.
I used to think that Micah looked a bit like Edward Furlong, the original John Connor from Terminator 2. Furlong did this godawful pop CD in Japan which I have a copy of, and some of the pictures in the booklet looks just like Micah dressed in early 90's Hammertime colors.
But the years have taken their toll - not on Micah - he still looks great. But Furlong?
AAAACK! Eddie! Come with me if you want to live! So he's either a junkie...or, if the photograph below is to be believed, he's turning into Sharon Stone.
Either way, Micah looks like neither of these, and so forevermore, he ne'er looks like Edward Furlong. But I wouldn't be surprised if Micah was actually born Carlos Del Fuego Bernal, and sometime in the future there'll be a dusty, shirtless, sweaty, rural Mexican confrontation between the two long lost brothers, and I'll be there with the video camera, o my brothers, and we will all viddy well.
Okay,
For the official record. I've never thought that I looked like Eddie, Gael, or even the Hobbits (throbbits)...contrary to popular opinion. I do however think I have the body type of every Russian porn boy that I see in that super low quality and budget import porn.
So I guess the real question is, do I look like a Russian porn actor...or does Eddie and Gael?
okay, okay - you can look like a low budget and import Russian porn model. Now get naked. I'm takin' the pictures.
Vercherinka!
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