Melanie Griffith is an elf in Rivendell
...or so one might think from visiting her website, which I can only describe as...florid...with a weird Bob-Guccione-cum-Disneyland-cum-Tolkien-cum-Peter Greenaway vibe. You can totally smell the vanilla votive candles. When you click on the doorway to the section labeled "Goddess Giving," you are taken to a section that describes Griffith's charity work as her voice softly coos, "The art of giving..."
Here's another example. When you click on the "Imtimacy" link you are taken to this page, where you find "Intimacy" really means "In 2 Me C!" Prince should be purplish-green with envy.
Of course, when you reach this page, Melanie whispers, "...a glipse into my life..." Cuz that's what it says above the eyes that C N 2 U.
In 2 Me C?
O, R U N 2 Me?
I M N 2 U.
I M N 2 U 2.
But, I was N 2 U B 4 U were N 2 me, C?
O, U 8 1 2?
I 8 1 B 4 U!
Here's another example. When you click on the "Imtimacy" link you are taken to this page, where you find "Intimacy" really means "In 2 Me C!" Prince should be purplish-green with envy.
Of course, when you reach this page, Melanie whispers, "...a glipse into my life..." Cuz that's what it says above the eyes that C N 2 U.
In 2 Me C?
O, R U N 2 Me?
I M N 2 U.
I M N 2 U 2.
But, I was N 2 U B 4 U were N 2 me, C?
O, U 8 1 2?
I 8 1 B 4 U!
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