Catch a whiff...of the power
Just when it seems the zeitgeist couldn't get any more schadenfreudian, along comes - I'm not kidding - Donald Trump The Fragrance. Just like that - no dash, comma, or colon. It reminds me of magnetic refigerator poetry. And the idea makes me shudder.
The Donald has apparently teamed up with the girls at Estee Lauder to come up with a $60 bottle of what the Macy's website calls "The uncompromising men’s fragrance. Persuasive, commanding, determined. A passion for power. Inspired by the man who demands the best – and achieves it."
Jesus.
There's a certain Spaceballs quality to all the stuff Trump has his less-then-melodic name on. Trump Casino, Trump Tower, Trump this, Trump that. Though come to think of it, if you put a comma after Donald - "Donald, Trump the Fragrance" - it sounds like it could be a clever little folk ditty from the 18th Century.
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