Shade and shade alike
Chelsea Handler!
Yeah, I know you're reading this, you alleged "commedienne." Look, if you're gonna sit around on VH-1 and talk shit about what people are wearing and fuckin' get paid, seek to betray your hair color and learn how to pronounce the names of the subjects of your shade. Girl, you don't call Björk "buh-zhork" on television and not expect those of us with the program to bitch slap your bony ass from here to Scandal-navia. Hel-lo! It's "byerk." Fuckin' Dan Rather knows that.
I'm out.
Yeah, I know you're reading this, you alleged "commedienne." Look, if you're gonna sit around on VH-1 and talk shit about what people are wearing and fuckin' get paid, seek to betray your hair color and learn how to pronounce the names of the subjects of your shade. Girl, you don't call Björk "buh-zhork" on television and not expect those of us with the program to bitch slap your bony ass from here to Scandal-navia. Hel-lo! It's "byerk." Fuckin' Dan Rather knows that.
I'm out.
that's right, shit. you tell her how it is, boy!
-r^2
Skinny? Not with that rack she ain't.
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