Lion / Christian peace talks break down
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With relations between the world's Christian and lion populations at a recent thaw, the news of the violent breakdown of recent peace talks comes as a particularly downbeat shock. During a heated discussion of the Roman Collisseum, the Rev. Victor Chan lunged at lion delegate Ted Lansky, screaming "A word like reparations doesn't even begin to encompass that which you owe the scions of the death ring!" At that point, Mr. Lansky rolled his eyes, roared, and proceeded to eat Mr. Chan.
After the meeting, a spokeslion for Mr. Lanksy was quoted as saying that the lion delegation "regrets that Mr. Chan was consumed by the senior delegate, but the punk ass bitch had it comin'."
It's unclear at this time whether peace talks will resume.
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