Drinkers and stinkers
In the words of George Harrison: "My sweet lord."
I got to see the most recent episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, which brought to life the inner sancta, both physical and psychological, of a murdered, super-wealthy Las Vegas...adult baby. I nearly dropped my soda when the team travels to an emporium called "Forever Baby" and are educated in subcultural terminology like, well, drinkers and stinkers - meaning those that like to...you know...versus those that...um...yeah.
Furthermore, the "mommy" that runs Forever Baby is played by Edie McClurg.Yeah, you heard me. Edie fucking McClurg. You know who she is, even if you don't know the name. The secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the car rental desk clerk in Planes Trains and Automobiles.
Yes, her:
Now imagine Ed Rooney's secretary asking you if you're a drinker or a stinker and then offering to show you her playpen. Oh, I forgot. I don't have to. I saw it for myself on CSI - along with the man-baby's LSD bottle enemas and "boobs ahoy" nursing gowns.
Thank you, Anthony Zuiker. Thank you. Oh, and Quentin Tarantino's gonna write and direct the season 5 finale. Sounds like a match made in heaven. If CSI ain't pulp fiction, I don't know what is. Did you see a sign out front that said dead man-baby storage? Well, did you? :-)
I got to see the most recent episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, which brought to life the inner sancta, both physical and psychological, of a murdered, super-wealthy Las Vegas...adult baby. I nearly dropped my soda when the team travels to an emporium called "Forever Baby" and are educated in subcultural terminology like, well, drinkers and stinkers - meaning those that like to...you know...versus those that...um...yeah.
Furthermore, the "mommy" that runs Forever Baby is played by Edie McClurg.Yeah, you heard me. Edie fucking McClurg. You know who she is, even if you don't know the name. The secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the car rental desk clerk in Planes Trains and Automobiles.
Yes, her:
Now imagine Ed Rooney's secretary asking you if you're a drinker or a stinker and then offering to show you her playpen. Oh, I forgot. I don't have to. I saw it for myself on CSI - along with the man-baby's LSD bottle enemas and "boobs ahoy" nursing gowns.
Thank you, Anthony Zuiker. Thank you. Oh, and Quentin Tarantino's gonna write and direct the season 5 finale. Sounds like a match made in heaven. If CSI ain't pulp fiction, I don't know what is. Did you see a sign out front that said dead man-baby storage? Well, did you? :-)
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