Carne asada con Columbine
A middle school in Clovis, NM went into full lockdown last week because a student brought a massive, wrapped burrito to school for a project. Thoroughly hilarious, and such a sign o' the times. That'll tech ya to keep your little donkey at home, Burrito Boy. :-D
What's more, the kid's name is Michael Morrissey, which to aging Gen-X'ers like me, gives snicker-worthy resonance to paragraphs like:
"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said. "The police saw it and everyone just started laughing."
Link: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=715583
What's more, the kid's name is Michael Morrissey, which to aging Gen-X'ers like me, gives snicker-worthy resonance to paragraphs like:
"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said. "The police saw it and everyone just started laughing."
The image of former Smiths frontman Morrissey opening up a burrito shop is great sitcom fodder. "Morrissey's Killer Burritos...our meat is murder! Heaven knows you're hungry now, so you're the one for us, fatty!"
Link: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=715583
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