Things I hate about corporate men's rooms
- Pissy seats.
- Scott Toilet Paper
- Guys that make sexual noises while taking a dump.
- Guys that whistle.
- Guys that don't wash their hands.
- Guys that make for the door, make eye contact with me, and only *then* detour to wash their hands.
- Tissue paper toilet seat covers. Like they stop the spread of anything.
- Guys that like to "shop talk" in the men's room so their voices can boom around the tile.
- Guys that stand at the urinal with their hands either on their hips or clasped behind their head.
- Guys that go for the Michael Jordon hand-towel overhand throw, miss, and walk out, leaving the wet paper wad on the floor next to the trash can.
- Teeny tiny BlackBerry beeps from the next stall.
- Guys that knock the spare roll of toilet paper into the toilet and either leave it in the toilet, or replace the soggy, useless mess back on the rail.
- But mostly, I hate standing next to somebody at a urinal and getting a noseful of the reek of their morning dark-bean roast latte piss.
It's good to be back at work. :-)
# Guys that stand at the urinal with their hands either on their hips or clasped behind their head.
That happened to me at school. It was an older man, too. Not pretty!
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