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Best Practices for Smarter Surfing of Free Amateur Porn

I'm sure ally'all probably know about Xtube and PornoTube, the most popular sites in the "X-rated YouTube" niche, whereby peeps from all walks post vids of themselves acting out various iterations of sexual exhibitionism. Both sites are ostensibly "Web 2.0" sites that support tags, embedding, sharing, and all the usual trappings of the time, but as with all sex-focused derivitives of mainstream life, there's little premium placed on the overall user experience.

Xtube is superior to PornoTube in this respect. With a good looking, fairly intuitive interface, you can pretty much find what you're looking for. There are glaring issues though. The search box and tag-clicks return results according to a seemingly arbitrary sense of "relevance", which is fine if you're a first-time user. For return visitors, the premium is on more recent videos, not the same "relevant" videos. You can sort by date added, but only by re-sorting results after they've been returned. Xtube doesn't support RSS , and you can't full-screen the videos.

XTube is made up primarily of English-speakers (the letter "x" doesn't carry the same porn connotations in other parts of the world). PornoTube is more global, so you'll have the opportunity to learn all sorts of foreign sex slang as you click around the tags - their search box has been "disabled" for as long as I've known about it. Finding specific topics requires that you find the tag in some other video and click on it. But, you can subscribe to PornoTube users videos via RSS, and fullscreen the videos.

There's pros and cons to both, but I've found that I can spare my sanity by making good use of local bookmarks when dealing with them.

XTube

The Xtube URL format for videos is:
http://www.xtube.com/results.php?type=video&search=searchterm&sortby=sortcriteria
Replace "searchterm" with a tag, and "sortcriteria" with one of the five ways of sorting your results:

  • relevance - the default, not very effective
  • date - sort from newest to oldest
  • title - sort alphabetically by title
  • views - sort in order of the highest number of viewings to the lowest
  • rating - sort in order of highest rated to lowest

Let's say you only want to see the most recent videos featuring, oh, MILFs (if ya don't know, google it). The URL would be:
http://www.xtube.com/results.php?type=video&search=milf&sortby=date
Bookmark that, and voila, you'll always have one click access to the most recent MILF vids on xtube.

An important note: xtube's search feature is really dumb and can't handle mutiple tags or search operators (AND, OR, NOT, etc). Use one tag per bookmark.

PornoTube

PornoTube's URL format for videos is:
http://pornotube.com/media.php?mode=videos&tag=searchterm
Replace "searchterm" with a tag, and you'll get results sorted by date starting with the most recent. I can't tell if there's any other way of sorting PornoTube videos, but since it's not looking for abstract "relevance," it doesn't matter much. An alphabetical sort would be cool, though. Alternately, you can change mode to "tags" to run searches on videos and photos.

Sex slang is regional and subjective, and there are a lot of poor spellers out there, too. So try variations on search terms. If yer into masturbation, check masterbation, masturbates, masturbating, masterbating. Terms that are hyphenated often appear without them: jack-off, jackoff, jacks, jacking, jerk-off, jerks, jerking... you get the idea.

Have fun!

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