October 9, 2004
One of the best pictures of me, ever...
This is one of the funniest pictures of me ever taken with my clothes on. It's circa early-1997, so I still had my rock'n roll hair. I guess this could qualify as an"O" face. The circumstances leading up to this moment are shrouded in willful obscurity. It was an taken on an old version 1.0 Connectix Quickcam, hence the quaint pixelation.
Behold:
Why would I want to suffer through the 12-course baroque formatilies of bdsm for my daily heapin' helpin' of abject humiliation? I'm clearly more than capable of doing it myself.
Hire me.
Behold:
Why would I want to suffer through the 12-course baroque formatilies of bdsm for my daily heapin' helpin' of abject humiliation? I'm clearly more than capable of doing it myself.
Hire me.
