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Jason Bentley, Santa Clara, California: writing, photography, graphic design, music, audio, video, technology, life

Demography Now!

Me: hee :-) you've been reading my blog :-)
Kyle: Yes, I have. :) It comes across as more intellectual than playful.
Me: snobbily intellectual? :-)
Kyle: well, kinda, yeah. :)
Me: well, I guess that'd fit :-)
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I live in the San Francisco Bay Area.
I am male.
I am gay.
I drive a Volkswagen GTI.
I am nearly 30.
I am a writer/graphic designer/bon vivant.
I support local community radio.
I listen to KCRW, and I stream it over the web.
I supported John Kerry.
I live with a cat that gets what he wants.
I don't do clubs and bars.
I don't get into sports.
I don't play video games.
I live far away from Detroit, where I grew up.
I've lived in Santa Cruz near the beach and in Brooklyn, where I rode the L train to work at Rockefeller Center.
I think Jim Lehrer's the shit.
I love thunderstorms.
I think Michener's an easy read.
I could sing most of the parts on the Beach Boy's SMiLE, years before the official album was released.
I love foreign films and documentaries.
I make music that I like to describe with words like "pastiche," "motif," and "collage."
I can't describe my occupation without resisiting a bevy of slashes, or "strokes" as they'd say in Europe.
I would snog Anderson Cooper (see previous entry) before I'd snog Ashton Kutcher.
I'd use a Mac if I could afford to replace all my software in one fell swoop.
I can't use a phrase like "one fell swoop" without wondering who the hell came up with a phrase like that and if anyone's ever seen a "fell swoop."
I've visited the Netherlands, and moreover, visited Utrecht.
I've been stranded in the desert in Israel and alone on a rowboat in the middle of a Michigan lake during a violent storm.
I have never broken a bone in my life.
I was a contestant on Win Ben Stein's Money. No, I didn't.
I was raised, by an large, an only child of a single, working parent.
I adore Die Prinzen, and I don't speak German.
I've never seen Survivor and rue the day Fox canceled Action.
I get Dennis Miller's jokes. All of them.
I will weep when George Carlin dies.
I have maintained for years that Johnny Depp is the best actor of his generation.
I think the voice of my generation is white noise.
I love escargot.
I can only hope when I'm 40 to look a fraction as good as David Bowie does now.
I don't find stupidity congenial, nor do I find goofy irreverence and slapstick stupid.
I know who Louie Malle was, who he was married to, and who in New York he was friends with.
I love both Har Mar Superstar and Von Von Von.
I can tell you the composer and the original film for which a movie trailer's temporary score was originally written.
I have an iPod, and Paul Simon and the Polyphonic Spree and Public Enemy are on it.

I am an intellectual snob, and this is my weblog.




Anderson Cooper likes what you're wearing

and he wants you to watch commercials...while he watches you, watch commercials. Lover.



He was hot on Channel 1. He's hotter now. He's Anderson Cooper. And he's on CNN.



"Tssssssss! Oh, you!"